NHS Bradford and Airedale

NHS Bradford and Airedale

nhsbradfordandairedale  //  We are the local leader of the NHS in Bradford and Airedale.

Dec 8 / 6:06am

Choose well poems

With winter here, we wrote some poems for Twitter highlighting the importance of choosing the right NHS treatment for your symptoms. It's important for people to choose the most appropriate treatment for their illness so that A&E is only used by those who need it.

We have shared these messages with other NHS and health organisations. Please feel free to retweet these messages to spread the word about choosing well.

Headache, cold, cough & snot?
Feeling rough & a bit grot?
Call in at your local #pharmacy.
For good advice and sympathy! #choosewell

If u've grazed ur knee, don't head str8 for casualty.
Go along & get a plaster on,
you'll feel better before today's gone #choosewell

You wouldn’t believe it #epicfail.
She called 999 for a broken nail.
Time wasted that was really needed,
for pple truly impeded #choosewell

There ws a young man from Devon,
whose face did really redden.
He'd gone to A & E,
when he should have rung 0845 4647 #choosewell 

Ear pain that won’t go away?
Leave A&E well at bay.
Make the right choice, see ur GP
& leave casualty for the needy #choosewell

Too much beer & dodgy kebab,
making you feel very bad?
Don’t go to casualty,
it’s the pharmacist you must see #choosewell

Thr 1ce ws a lady called Pippa,
who liked 2 wear a big slippa.
It kpt her toes warm thro winter’s gr8 storm,
so she stayed v chippa #choosewell

The colour coded chart below will help you choose the right care.

Choose-well-colour-coded-chart
You can also check out our 'Choose well' page for more tips on choosing the right NHS treatment for you and your family.

Filed under  //  A&E   NHS   Twitter   choose well   pharmacy   winter  
Feb 11 / 8:48am

I love you so much it hurts - safe sex poems

To celebrate Valentine's Day, we've written some poems to remind people of the importance of looking after their sexual health and having safe sex. We published these poems in the 14 days running up to Valentine's Day on our Twitter and Facebook sites.

We've published all the poems below so that you can take a look and let us know what you think! Don't forget to visit www.bash.nhs.uk for all your sexual health needs.

1 February

STIs are no fun
STIs aren’t cool
Catching one can make you itchy
And will make you feel a fool
Stay safe this Valentines
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

2 February

 

Good night, sleep tight
Don’t let the sex bugs bite
If they do
Visit www.bash.nhs.uk
To see what’s good for you

3 February

, ,
You are not welcome here
If you have sex
keep yourself safe
www.bash.nhs.uk

4 February

Mary Mary quite contrary
Wanted 2 hv sex
She didn’t know what 2 choose
Rubber or latex
www.bash.nhs.uk
hd the answer
Mary M's not a chancer

5 February

Are you an kind of guy?
Never hd your pee checked out
Or asked what those blisters r about?
Visit www.bash.nhs.uk
Before you pass it on

6 February

Blisters, sores, spots and lumps
Weird and painful genital bumps
Are you worried and concerned
Do you know where to turn?
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

7 February

 

There was a young man – surname Pilling,
Who when he did p it was killing.
He went in a pot,
It was done in a shot,
& the dr gave him penicillin.
http://www.bash.nhs.uk

 

8 February

There once was a young man called Dex,
Who went and had sex with his ex,
A little time later,
He started to slate her,
Cos she gave him #herpes complex,
http://www.bash.nhs.uk #sti

 

 

9 February

 

Beer goggles
Breezer specs
Think before having drunken sex
With someone that you don’t know
You could regret it so.
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

10 February

 

A frm an unknown admirer is wht she’d rlly lke
Instd she’s got a visit 2 the clinic
After a nite w/ dodgy Mike
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

11 February

 

If you're gonna do it, do it right
Find out how to have a good night
www.bash.nhs.uk

12 February

Sex can be a lot of fun
Especially if u've found the 1
Make sure that when it's love u're makin
Thr's little risk u're takin
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

13 February

Practising things can make you better at them
So why not practice safe sex?
www.bash.nhs.uk

14 February

 

It’s the big V today,
Make sure it's not day,
www.bash.nhs.uk.

If 2day’s been hearts & flowers,
& you’ve been thinking about sex 4 hrs,
U can make really gr8,
B safe with ur hot, hot date
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

 

 

Filed under  //  safe sex   NHS   Twitter   sexual health   valentine