I love you so much it hurts - safe sex poems
To celebrate Valentine's Day, we've written some poems to remind people of the importance of looking after their sexual health and having safe sex. We published these poems in the 14 days running up to Valentine's Day on our Twitter and Facebook sites.
We've published all the poems below so that you can take a look and let us know what you think! Don't forget to visit www.bash.nhs.uk for all your sexual health needs.
1 February
STIs are no fun
STIs aren’t cool
Catching one can make you itchy
And will make you feel a fool
Stay safe this Valentines
www.bash.nhs.uk
Good night, sleep tight
Don’t let the sex bugs bite
If they do
Visit www.bash.nhs.uk
To see what’s good for you
#Chlamydia, #syphilis, #gonorrhea
You are not welcome here
If you have sex
keep yourself safe
www.bash.nhs.uk #sti
Mary Mary quite contrary
Wanted 2 hv sex
She didn’t know what 2 choose
Rubber or latex
www.bash.nhs.uk
hd the answer
Mary M's not a chancer
Are you an #STI kind of guy?
Never hd your pee checked out
Or asked what those blisters r about?
Visit www.bash.nhs.uk
Before you pass it on
Blisters, sores, spots and lumps
Weird and painful genital bumps
Are you worried and concerned
Do you know where to turn?
www.bash.nhs.uk
There was a young man – surname Pilling,
Who when he did p it was killing.
He went in a pot,
It was done in a shot,
& the dr gave him penicillin.
http://www.bash.nhs.uk
There once was a young man called Dex,
Who went and had sex with his ex,
A little time later,
He started to slate her,
Cos she gave him #herpes complex,
http://www.bash.nhs.uk #sti
Beer goggles
Breezer specs
Think before having drunken sex
With someone that you don’t know
You could regret it so.
www.bash.nhs.uk
10 February
A #Valentine frm an unknown admirer is wht she’d rlly lke
Instd she’s got a visit 2 the clinic
After a nite w/ dodgy Mike
www.bash.nhs.uk
If you're gonna do it, do it right
Find out how to have a good night
www.bash.nhs.uk
Sex can be a lot of fun
Especially if u've found the 1
Make sure that when it's love u're makin
Thr's little risk u're takin
www.bash.nhs.uk
13 February
14 February
It’s the big V today,
Make sure it's not #VD day,
www.bash.nhs.uk.
#VDay #valentine
& you’ve been thinking about sex 4 hrs,
U can make really gr8,
B safe with ur hot, hot date
www.bash.nhs.uk
