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NHS Bradford and Airedale

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Feb 11 / 8:48am

I love you so much it hurts - safe sex poems

To celebrate Valentine's Day, we've written some poems to remind people of the importance of looking after their sexual health and having safe sex. We published these poems in the 14 days running up to Valentine's Day on our Twitter and Facebook sites.

We've published all the poems below so that you can take a look and let us know what you think! Don't forget to visit www.bash.nhs.uk for all your sexual health needs.

1 February

STIs are no fun
STIs aren’t cool
Catching one can make you itchy
And will make you feel a fool
Stay safe this Valentines
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

2 February

 

Good night, sleep tight
Don’t let the sex bugs bite
If they do
Visit www.bash.nhs.uk
To see what’s good for you

3 February

, ,
You are not welcome here
If you have sex
keep yourself safe
www.bash.nhs.uk

4 February

Mary Mary quite contrary
Wanted 2 hv sex
She didn’t know what 2 choose
Rubber or latex
www.bash.nhs.uk
hd the answer
Mary M's not a chancer

5 February

Are you an kind of guy?
Never hd your pee checked out
Or asked what those blisters r about?
Visit www.bash.nhs.uk
Before you pass it on

6 February

Blisters, sores, spots and lumps
Weird and painful genital bumps
Are you worried and concerned
Do you know where to turn?
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

7 February

 

There was a young man – surname Pilling,
Who when he did p it was killing.
He went in a pot,
It was done in a shot,
& the dr gave him penicillin.
http://www.bash.nhs.uk

 

8 February

There once was a young man called Dex,
Who went and had sex with his ex,
A little time later,
He started to slate her,
Cos she gave him #herpes complex,
http://www.bash.nhs.uk #sti

 

 

9 February

 

Beer goggles
Breezer specs
Think before having drunken sex
With someone that you don’t know
You could regret it so.
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

10 February

 

A frm an unknown admirer is wht she’d rlly lke
Instd she’s got a visit 2 the clinic
After a nite w/ dodgy Mike
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

11 February

 

If you're gonna do it, do it right
Find out how to have a good night
www.bash.nhs.uk

12 February

Sex can be a lot of fun
Especially if u've found the 1
Make sure that when it's love u're makin
Thr's little risk u're takin
www.bash.nhs.uk

 

13 February

Practising things can make you better at them
So why not practice safe sex?
www.bash.nhs.uk

14 February

 

It’s the big V today,
Make sure it's not day,
www.bash.nhs.uk.

If 2day’s been hearts & flowers,
& you’ve been thinking about sex 4 hrs,
U can make really gr8,
B safe with ur hot, hot date
www.bash.nhs.uk